Pop Quiz
Which mayonnaise packets does Ernie use for his steak fries: the soft squishy ones on the left or the firm puffy ones on the right?
A. The ones on the left
B. The ones on the right
C. Neither, you fat ass!! You shouldn't be eating mayonnaise!
D. None of the above; everyone knows that you eat ketchup with fries!
posted by VirtualErn @ 1:30 PM
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open the puffy one first for giggles. then eat the soft ones to spare yourself the shits.
squishy. something's gotta be wrong with the puffy ones.
A. I say salmonella on the right.
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