Post # Three Hundred
Hm... A new year.Seeing as how my year isn't coming for another six weeks or so (Year of The Boar, woo hoo!!), I thought I'd mark blogger post #300 with a commemorative list for 2007.
List Of "Top Twenty Or So Things That I Really Should Do About Myself In 2007 Because Heck, It's 2007 And One Can Never Have Enough Lists Of Things To Do" List
- Stop writing so many lists
- Eat more sugar (because sugar is good, and you can never get enough!)
- Drink more Scotch (because Scotch is good, and you can never get enough!)
- Say "I am a size 32 waist" without actually lying through my fat teeth
- Take less pictures - I have now hit 7,237 photos. SEVEN THOUSAND PHOTOS. I ask you...how the @#$(*! am I going to find enough time to see 100 pictures, let alone sevnen thousand?
- Drive 150mph. Not sure if there's a track where I can do this, but the thought of it gives me the willie nillies. That's over twice the speed limit on the 5.
- Ride a bike.
- Ride a snowboard.
- Ride a .... oh wait, I already did that.
- Order a Five by Five at In-N-Out. Because you can.
- Be nicer to nice people
- Be meaner to mean people
- Use the bathroom in at least 5 continents. I'm almost there
- Listen to an F1 race for 20 seconds with no hearing protection
- Go to the park and learn how to properly throw a 10 yard fade route on a three step drop. I tell ya...One day this will come in handy, and you'll kick yourself for not knowing how.
- Do a big fat smoking burnout. ...Cuz burnouts are hella cool.
- Learn CPR
- Spend more - oops I mean "less"... LESS!
- Work less
- Love [food/chocolate/people/life/cars/music] more
- Live life to its fullest. Because stupid is forever but forever can stop at any time (saw this in an e-mail the other day)
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What I always wondered about a fade route: how do you get the nose of the ball to point towards the ground after it peaks? I never could do that, except with a Nerf Turbo.
The secret: a good tight fast spiral. The spinning action will pull it into a trajectory.
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